MOT inspector: Hello, Essossolam. How are you?
Me : I’m fine. I’ve brought the car for an MOT.
MOT inspector : It’s too cold to go outside this morning. How is your car?
Me : She is very well thank you. She greets you.
MOT inspector (laughs): Tell her I greet her too.
I pay the 2 pound MOT fee and leave with an updated certificate.